(Source: the-miles-between)
Should I give up or Should I just keep chasing pavements? Even if it leads nowhere.. or wouldn’t be a waste even if I knew my place..” -Chasing Pavements
Taylor Lautner’s funny SNL quotes;
“Sometimes, when i get nervous, i like to squeeze a ball real hard.. like real hard.”
“Sinta Clause git down, sinta clause git down, get down my chimney *gets hit in the gut with a football* OWW… yahh”
“I remember when SNL first started, I was negative 18 that time.” (What? Your not even 18 yet!)*Taylor as Mikash Skit* - Guy: “Mikash, are you gay?”
Mikash: “Yeees”
Guy: “Mikash, you think gay means happy?”
Mikash: “Yeees”
Guy: “You’re happy?”
Mikash: “Ah no.”
Guy: “Then why did you say you were happy?”
Mikash: “Because i got nervous.”“How can i ever trust her scientific conclusions if she prefers Jacob to Edward? Jacob smells like a wet dog.”
*Taylor Lautner as “Marianna” Skit.* - Marianna: “Love. what is it? Can it be planned, or is it fated? I believe it is. From the moment I heard Edward say *Edward Voice* ‘I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore’, I knew that we’d be together.
Guy: “I’m sorry, does she think she’s gonna end up with a fictional vampire on twilight?”
Marianna: “I don’t think, i know.”
“I was there when Kanye interrupted Taylor. I really stood up for her. watch this *shows the video of Kanye west dissing Swifter and Lautner was just standing there looking around the room*” (LOLS)
“Notebooks are for notes, not for kissing.”“If those abs are real, then the dude who plays Jacob deserves an Oscar.”
